✦ The original stargazer
The story
He doesn't chase.
He waits.
While every other coin is running around screaming, Cosmic Cat sits still. Back turned, tail curled, eyes on the stars.
He's watched a thousand charts rise and fall like planets in orbit. Pumps, dumps, rugs, moons. He's seen it all from his stone by the pond.
No roadmap. No promises. Just a cat, a sky full of planets, and a community that likes the view.
"The universe is big. The cat is patient."